Price range: $26.43 through $32.45
Description
Patriots, meet the softest USA-made tee on the planet: 100% Airlume cotton lighter than a snowflake’s feelings and pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink away from the fight. Retail fit hugs like a bald eagle, never clings like a clingy liberal.
Front over your heart: TrumpTrainBoat.com.
On the Back: Trump Santa grinning like he just won 49 states, steering a mountain of coal straight to the naughty Dems. While Rudolph holds on for 'deer' life.
Zero itch (tear-away label), zero apologies, 100% holiday hilarity. Wear it to coffee, cookie swaps, or Grandma’s – it whispers “Merry Christmas Patriots,” screams “coal’s coming, baby!”
Grab it before the naughty list runs out of sizes.
Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors) — soft, lightweight feel
– Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day wear
– Retail fit with side seams for structured silhouette
– Self fabric shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durability
– Made in the USA with imported fabric
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: no heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
Additional information
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