Price range: $37.12 through $41.85
Description
Another Patriot Favorite!
Ho ho ho, hold the mistletoe! This hilarious hoodie is a festive firecracker of political satire, front-loaded with a glittering ornament logo blaring "Merry Christmas Patriots!" where a crowned Trump pilots the Trump Train Boat like a yuletide yacht captain, "No Kings" flag fluttering with a bit of tongue and check satire.
Flip it to the back, and Trump Santa's at the helm again, chugging along to dump a mountain of coal on those "naughty Dems" faster than you can say "lump-sum justice."
Cozy up in this witty wonder, and you'll be the life of the holiday party, spreading cheer, chuckles, and cheeky commentary one sleeve at a time, 8 colors at a time.
Product features
– 2-piece jersey-lined hood for added warmth and structure
– Relaxed dropped shoulders for a casual, easy fit
– Large pouch pocket for hand warmth and small-item storage
– Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric: soft 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend (varies by color)
– OEKO‑TEX Standard 100 and FLA/WRAP-certified manufacturing for sustainable and socially conscious production
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
Additional information
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