Price range: $40.83 through $48.62
Description
Ho ho ho, patriots—lounge in satirical splendor with these soft, lightweight pajama pants, printed edge-to-edge in a cheerful retro boat bonanza where Trump Santa beams like he just audited the naughty list, captaining the Trump Train Boat through festive farce while the "No Kings" flag flutters like a royal raspberry to the radicals!
Watch Rudolph blaze ahead with his nose aglow, guiding the way to drop a boatload of coal on those "naughty Dems" faster than you can say "lump-sum justice"—because nothing roasts the holidays like Santa Trump turning deliveries into delicious democracy digs!
These breezy bottoms hug your waist with a flexible elastic band and a smooth brushed polyester face gentler than a snowflake's snark, quick-drying and durable for effortless all-over whimsy during slow mornings, late-night scrolls, or relaxed weekends at home; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts with printed size/care deets inside, blending top-tier construction with bright, belly-laughing style that'll have you chuckling under the covers.
Product features
– 100% brushed polyester for durability and quick-dry performance
– Lightweight fabric (5.6 oz/yd²) with a soft hand-feel
– Elastic waistband with printed-in size and care label
– All-over sublimation print; seam thread color matched to design
– Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not iron
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not bleach
– Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
Additional information
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