Merry Christmas Patriots Tee

Description

Merry Christmas Patriots!

Slip into this lightweight, USA-made tee that's quietly bold and comfier than a liberal's holiday truce, crafted from soft Airlume cotton that cools your skin like a fresh snowfall on fake news.

Up front, the TrumpTrainBoat.com logo gets a sneaky single holly sprig, like festive foliage flirting with freedom without overdoing the ornaments.

Flip to the back for the confident cheer: "Merry Christmas Patriots" straight from Santa Trump himself, ho-ho-hauling that satirical sleigh with a wink that says "Join The Movement" louder than a Grinch's grumble.

Rock it at low-key holiday huddles, neighborhood parades, or errand escapades where subtle seasonal spirit nods without nagging, layers easy under a jacket for winter chills or flies solo on milder days, keeping you uncomplicated, comfy, and chuckling all the way to the next opportunity to demonstrate your First Amendment Rights!

Product features

– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors) for a soft hand

– Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric—breathable and easy to layer

– Self-fabric shoulder tape and side seams for stable shape

– Retail fit with tear-away label for clean, comfortable wear

– Made in the USA with imported fabric

Care instructions

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

– Tumble dry: no heat

– Iron, steam or dry: low heat

– Do not dryclean