Price range: $25.52 through $36.17
Description
Crisp, comfy cotton that’s perfect for holiday chaos.
Front: Trump Santa grinning like a boss, flooring the Trump Train Boat, “No Kings” flag flapping, while Rudolph clings on for ‘deer’ life. Pure classic laugh-out-loud satire.
Back: simple, heartfelt “Merry Christmas Patriots!”
Wear it to dinners, light tours, or couch command. Layers like a champ, feels like freedom.
One tee to trigger giggles and warm Patriot hearts all season long. Grab it before Rudolph files for whiplash!
Product features
– 100% cotton solid colors (some heather/dark ash blends contain polyester)
– Medium-weight fabric (5.4 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and breathability
– Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
– Self-fabric shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems for added durability
– Classic fit with sewn-in label; made and assembled in the USA
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dry-clean
Additional information
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