Merry Christmas Patriots Plush Blanket

Description

Merry Christmas Patriots! Snuggle into this velveteen plush blanket like a warm bear hug from freedom itself, soft and slightly hefty for those lazy evenings when you're dodging debates or binge-watching reruns of President Trump being sworn into office…Twice!

One side bursts with vibrant, cheeky prints that make tiny details pop against a dark backdrop, while the flip side's a fluffy white nap perfect for pretending you're snowed in with zero regrets. Drape it over your couch, sling it across your shoulders for midnight munchies, movie marathons, or chilly porch certifications. Quality stitching keeps it fray-free, and the velvety polyester wicks away worries without turning you into a sweat lodge.

Bring calm chaos to your reading nook, man cave, camper van, or living room lair, but here's the hilarious hook: Trump Santa's beaming like he just won the naughty list lottery, hauling a massive bag of gifts for all good Patriots while flying the "No Kings" flag like a rebel "Claus", with Rudolph leading the charge brighter than a rigged reindeer race. Political satire so spot-on, it'll have you chuckling under the covers faster than you can say "fake snow!"

Product features

– Velvety 100% polyester face for vivid, high-detail prints

– Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g/m²) for cozy warmth

– Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams

– Print on one side with soft white reverse

– Meets safety and material compliance standards

Care instructions

– Do not dryclean

– Do not iron

– Tumble dry: low heat

– Do not bleach

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product