Price range: $26.43 through $32.45
Description
Hey there, fellow patriots—slip into this lightweight, USA-made tee that's got the quiet confidence of a spy novel hero, with clean lines and a soft hand from combed cotton that's gentler on your skin than a liberal's handshake, plus a tear-away label to keep that neck itch-free like freedom itself.
Up front, a subtle print nods to TrumpTrainBoat.com without fanfare, while the back unleashes a bold illustration of the Trump Train Boat strutting its stuff with a crown perched atop like it's the undisputed King of counter-protests, hilariously mocking those left-wing radicals who think they're royalty but end up looking like jesters in a joke parade.
Simple, wearable, and built to be lived in—rock it at casual meetups, rooftop hangs, or as your statement-making layer, because this retail-fit gem (close but not clingy) isn't just comfy, it's your witty call to join the movement, sail through the silliness, and remind the world that unyielding American grit floats triumphantly—no crown required, but hey, it looks darn good!
Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors (heathers vary)
– Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit
– Self fabric shoulder tape to preserve shape
– Side seams for structured drape
– Made in the USA with imported fabric; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: no heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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