Merry Christmas Patriots Tee

Description

Christmas Patriots! Slip into this lightweight, proudly American tee that's got more playful spirit than an elf on espresso, radiating patriotic pizzazz without the pomp.

Up front, a small waving American flag flutters over your heart like a subtle salute to stars, stripes, and no-surrender swagger.

Flip to the back for the festive frenzy: A Christmas Train scene (or is it a boat-train mashup?) where Trump Santa ho-ho-hauls the reins with a "Merry Christmas Patriots" banner blazing, while a crowned Rudolph dangles on for 'deer' life like royalty riding a reindeer roller coaster through yuletide chaos, because nothing says seasonal satire like trolling the radical left with unyielding American grit!

It hugs close without the stiffness of a stuffy debate, layering easy under jackets or flying solo at warm-weather wingdings, perfect for neighborhood parades, family holiday hullabaloos, or casual strolls where your cheer sparks chuckles and chats faster than Santa Trump says "Fake News!"

Product features

– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for most solid colors — soft, lightweight feel

– Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with retail fit for comfortable, everyday wear

– Self fabric shoulder tape and side seams for stable shape and clean lines

– Tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear

– Made in the USA with imported fabric

Care instructions

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

– Tumble dry: no heat

– Iron, steam or dry: low heat

– Do not dryclean