Merry Christmas Patriots Plush Blanket

Description

Merry Christmas Patriots! Sunggle into this soft, velvety, quietly luxurious plush blanket like a warm embrace from Lady Liberty herself, wrapping you in toasty triumph without the drag of defeatist downers. One side explodes with high-detail hilarity: Trump flashing a grin wider than boarder wall, hauling gifts for all good patriots while a crowned Rudolph clings on for 'deer' life like royalty on a reindeer roller coaster, all under a bold "Merry Christmas Patriots" banner that's equal parts festive cheer and satirical smack-down.

The reverse? A cozy, light-toned suede-like haven for when you need to flip the script on the chaos—drape it over your shoulders for midnight manifesto reads, tuck it around your legs for couch conquests, or spread it out for movie marathons where the plot's as twisted as politics. With medium-heavy fabric that's got just the right heft for breathable battles against the chill, reinforced double-needle stitching to outlast endless election cycles, and safety-tested resilient polyester (stretch option for those flexible debates), this bad boy holds its vibrant vibes and softness through washes, drying quicker than a politician's promises, because nothing says holiday heroism like blanketing yourself in witty wins!

Product features

– Medium-heavy velveteen polyester for extra-soft touch (≈300 g/m²)

– High-detail, single-sided vibrant print

– Double-needle topstitching for durable edges

– Safety and compliance tested (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, etc.)

– Available fabric blends: 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex

Care instructions

– Do not dryclean

– Do not iron

– Tumble dry: low heat

– Do not bleach

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product