Merry Christmas Coal Delivery Plush Blanket

Description

Ho ho ho, naughty list incoming. This velveteen plush blanket is your snuggly shield against winter woes, wrapping you in a soft, warm hush that's lightweight for lazy couch marathons yet hefty enough to fend off frosty AM chills like a patriotic force field.

The high-detail print on one side explodes with satirical splendor: a repeating riot of Trump Santa, grinning wider than a winning election night, as he pilots The iconic Trump Train Boat dumping a colossal coal heap on those "naughty Dems" while flying the "No Kings" flag like a rebel with a "Claus."

Led by Rudolph's beaming nose (because even reindeer need a glow-up in this chaos), it's the ultimate cozy canvas for quiet reading binges, movie mayhem, or layering your bed with deliberate delight. Double needle top stitching ensures it survives the holiday hullabaloo, becoming your lived-in legend of laughs and luxury!

Product features

– Ultra-soft velveteen face with vibrant single-sided print

– Medium heavy-weight (approx. 300 g/m²) for warmth without bulk

– Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams

– 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) — quick-drying and shape-retaining

– Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)

Care instructions

– Do not dryclean

– Do not iron

– Tumble dry: low heat

– Do not bleach

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product