Trump Train Boat Golf Club Blanket

Description

Buckle up, Patriots! This sumptuously soft velveteen blanket is your cozy cocoon of comedic chaos, printed on one side with a repeating motif of crowned President Trump at the helm of the Trump Train Boat, golf clubs slung on the back like he's ready to tee off on tyranny, flashing a grin bigger than his poll numbers while proudly hoisting the "No Kings" flag like a royal rebel on a joyride through democracy's waves.

The medium-heavy polyester fabric drapes like a warm hush over your lap (or your political foes' arguments), holding those vivid, satirical strokes with crystal clarity while staying lightweight enough for everyday rebellion. Whether you're binge-watching debates or napping through nonsense. Double-needle top stitching around every edge keeps it neat and durable through countless washes, and the plush face beckons you to curl up with a book, jazz up your work-from-home throne, or layer on the laughs for a guest bed, all while this thoughtfully made, safety-tested gem reminds you: loving your country can be hilariously plush!

Product features

– Velveteen face with medium-heavy 300 g/m² polyester for a soft, cozy touch

– Single-sided high-detail, vibrant print

– Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams

– Fabric options: 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex (Miami Sublimation)

– Safety- and compliance-tested (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)

Care instructions

– Do not dryclean

– Do not iron

– Tumble dry: low heat

– Do not bleach

– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product